Confession, I love the housewives. The Real Housewives of New York, New Jersey and the O.C., in that order, L.O.V.E. them. So, naturally, I was watching the reunion special on Monday night. O.M.G.
Never has the word “nephew” struck such a chord as it did Monday night on the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion special, catapulting Teresa Guidice to unleash on Danielle Staub and rewarding reality TV fans everywhere.
In case there was some family emergency and you missed it, Danielle bluntly asks Teresa, “Did you acknowledge your nephew? Did you?” To which Teresa confirms, and then launches off the couch at Danielle. She hurls the host out of her way. Out of context she resembles a crazy person, but, in context, this is New Jersey and every viewer of RHNJ has wanted to do the same to Danielle all season.
The new development, which I heard on the radio this morning, is that Teresa's husband has a love child, or "nephew." Excuse me, what?! I almost had a wreck trying to wrap my head around this theory. Could it be? It's being reported that Teresa's husband is supporting his mistress and love child in an apartment somewhere and that was the "nephew" of who Danielle was referring. Apparently she found this out through the private detective she hired because she's an insane lunatic.
Danielle maintained her victim stance proving to be more irritating than entertaining, as the other three cast members took turns venting their Danielle frustrations. Part 2 of the reunion is set to air next Monday, and I will be there with popcorn.